Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry

Hilarious Jokes

Laughing is essential in life and in this sense, Jokes play an important role in the tickling. Start your day with these 50+ Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry. These Hilarious Jokes, we have gathered for you by the suggestions from our team members. Hope you will like our collection of “Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry”.

  • What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!
  • What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  • I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
    • What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough? – Impasta Syndrome!

    • What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
    • Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!
  • What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!
  • Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
  • What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
  • What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
  • One night an aeroplane was burglarized, and all the toilet paper was stolen. When the police came to investigate, their report was inconclusive, because they had nothing to go on.

  • What did the fish say when he hit the wall? DAM!

Hilarious One Liner Jokes

  • My friend’s in prison for flashing; he says he can’t bare it anymore.

 

  • I said to my friend, “Let’s take turns naming American vice-presidents, Al Gore first.”

 

  • My friend’s selling a load of broken yo-yos, no strings attached.
  • I tried drag racing the other day; it’s murder trying to run in those heels.

 

  • I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.
  • What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
  •  a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn’t make it up.
  • I was a bookkeeper for 10 years… the local library wasn’t too happy about it.
  • It’s really important to obey the laws of grammar, after all, rules are rules.
  • Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.

    Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
    A: Do you smell carrots?

    Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
    A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

    Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    A: She will Let It Go.

 

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